Why So Phunny?

Finally I have come! Quite late you all will be wondering, sorry but I can’t help if I last longer…you know what I mean…blame my LIBIDO!

‘Come’ reminds me of ‘Cheeni Kam’-strange title for a flick, I mean there are about a billion of them and Shanghai is toh like one of the most populated city in the whole fucking world!

Waise I had been planning to start a blog for quite a time, but then procrastination is my forte. And I probably wouldn’t have if it had not been for my wonderful fans (MIE at college and PSPO at home). You see I was just getting bored at home, which was fun until I got tired of getting bored, so there I was lying with my back on the bed, facing the fan and admiring its beauty (been reading Urdu poetry) when suddenly it hit me that a fan aint a she, it’s a he (its Pankha chal raha hai not rahi hai), so I got up and started writing, ‘the rest’ is his’ tree.

[‘His Singh’ is my horny neighbour who has this tree which he calls ‘the rest’. He’s horny ‘coz it’s in his name. Waise he likes to be called HISSING, the guy digs snakes and all (his adventures will be discussed in later posts).]

This shit might seem funny to you but let me clear this for once and for all- It aint funny, its PhUNNY. And the amazing thing about it is that it being PhUNNY is itself PhUNNY which further itself is PhUNNY and which further itself is PhUNNY…upto n terms.

Find (n+1)^th term?

Sol: Astonishingly (n+1)^th term = n^th term = PhUNNY

And this carries on till ∞ and even beyond it.

Hence Proved – Each PhUNNY in itself is a center of a unique universe.

Okay, enough of the introductory shit. Let’s get on with some serious content.

Firstly warm wishes to the people of Palampur on the account Christmas, God bless you all!

And like always, this year also Katoch will dress up as Santa Clause(342 Section IV)…

Main attraction of this year’s X-mas celebrations is a quiz, which will be hosted by the man himself (no wonder he won Mr. Palampur this year just like the previous one) and there will also be a screening of a foreign film.

The quiz obviously will only have connect questions (which Katoch will answer just after asking saying ‘this toh I know’). The foreign film, on the other hand, will have no subtitles, which is totally fine, as Katoch doesn’t give a fuck about story or dialogues.

He’ll observe, study and understand the camera angles, lighting, sound mixing and properties and behaviour of signum function.

At the end everyone will get a gift from Katoch the Santa Clause(342 Section IV) which will be a signed photograph of Katoch himself in a sleeveless and a capris with yellowish-magenta shades (he wore these in the fancy dress round of Mr. Palampur 2007, he was ofcourse dressed up as his childhood idol Rancho, the monkey from his favourite show ‘Raja aur Rancho’. The original getup was only shades but the authority didn’t allow as they feared that his fans will go berserk, 23 girls and a dog fainted anyways.

No wonder he scored the top marks in the round!)

Not much happening here in Golconda but still I wait for something good to happen

AND HOLD ON TO THE DREAM (saxophone solo by Raphael Ravenscroft starts, he’s the same guy who played the sax in Gerry Raferty’s Baker Street, I love that song too!)

Well yes I’ve been listening to The Final Cut…it was the last Floyd album that Waters was a part of. The signs were there, I mean on the backside of the cover its written by Roger Waters and Pink Floyd, performed by Pink foyd.

Gunner’s dream appealed the most to me from the whole album. It has nothing to do with Arsenal, I mean no one has said so but you can’t be sure after all Waters and Gilmour are Arsenal supporters as far as I know, and so is my brother and my dad is a gunner!

But I still hate the club but would rather have them as the league winners this year than Chelsea or Liverpool.

Anyways ‘The Final Cut’ is quite good but no way can one compare it to ‘The Wall’ or ‘DSOTM’ or even ‘Wish you were here’.

Watched a lot of movies lately (Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, The Doors, Dead Poet’s Society, Dr. Strangelove, The Graduate, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused…..)

Really liked Clerks and Dr. Strangelove, they were the best of the lot!

The Doors is a must watch if you worship the lizard king…plz do get high to make the experience more grand.

The breakfast club and dazed and confused are real good high school movies…there is a lotta o’weed in ‘em!

Heard Sam’s in Mumbai for the iitb fest, that’s so untrue, he’s there to audition for a role in SINGH IS WINGer…bad cesc to him (cesc is a CM not a winger)!

Looking forward to meeting all of the pricks when college reopens…the rooftop bakchodi and the joint ventures are being really missed.

January transfer window is about to open, rumours are there that Mr. Bakhshi is leaving DCE for NShIT…he will be missed. New signings from NShIT will arrive, God save ‘em from Mr. Katoch!

Am gonna go now and do some headbanging…no I still don’t like thrash or metal but then:

मज़ा है अहदे-जवानी में सर पटकने का

लहू में फिर ये रवानी रहे,रहे,न रहे

(didn’t I tell you I’ve been reading Urdu poetry lately!)